Picard: Quick, Data, do something!

Data: Yes, sir. I am currently formatting the nanoshield scanner to reprogram the first officer.

Picard: Will it work?

Data: I don't know. It's never been done before.

Data: Sir, we seem to be having a problem. The passive suspension does not register. It looks like the work of GE parts.

Picard: Bones, quick, do something!

Bones: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a gynecologist!

Picard: Dammit, Bones, I'm not Jim!

Picard: Mr. Data, is there anything you can do to fix this?

Data: I am channeling all available resources into phasing the quark helix in the structural distribution net to enslave the warp drive. That should hopefully fix the problem.

Picard: Make it so.