Picard: Quick, Data, do something!

Data: Yes, sir. I am currently altering the field wide angle helix to blast the Romulan shuttlecraft.

Picard: Will it work?

Data: I don't know. It's never been done before.

Data: Sir, we seem to be having a problem. The iso-passive helix cannot understand the command. It looks like the work of Gorn.

Picard: Mr. Data, is there anything you can do to fix this?

Data: I am channeling all available resources into pulsating the leptoquark manipulator to hijack the minefield. That should hopefully fix the problem.

Picard: Make it so.