Picard: Quick, Data, do something!

Data: Yes, sir. I am currently phasing the proton gluon recollection net to reprogram the thing.

Picard: Will it work?

Data: I don't know. It's never been done before.

Data: Sir, we seem to be having a problem. The wave guide malfunctioned. It looks like the work of lousy plot writers.

Picard: Mr. Data, is there anything you can do to fix this?

Data: I am channeling all available resources into re-emitting the wide angle electromagnetic micropower integrity field to 2 newtons to fill in the plot gap in this episode. That should hopefully fix the problem.

Picard: Make it so.