Picard: Quick, Data, do something!

Data: Yes, sir. I am currently pulsating the variable flow to blaspheme against the peaceful Jza Jza Gabor.

Picard: Will it work?

Data: I don't know. It's never been done before.

Data: Sir, we seem to be having a problem. The lithium cupride iso-tritium deflector has been stolen. It looks like the work of coke spilled on a computer console.

Picard: Bones, quick, do something!

Bones: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician!

Picard: Dammit, Bones, I'm not Jim!

Picard: Mr. Data, is there anything you can do to fix this?

Data: I am channeling all available resources into re-installing the positron scanner by pulsating the warp scanner to hijack the enhanced penetrator threat vessel. That should hopefully fix the problem.

Picard: Make it so.