Man Vs. Wild BINGO

Another day, and still clean-shaven	Suddenly gets cleaner	Very obvious fakery	Races down side of mountain	"Demonstrates" skill in fake or improbable manner
Takes shirt off	Measures food quality by "protein"	Gratuitous gross-out scene	Section so bad you laughed or yelled first time you saw it	Complains
Puts self at risk for animal attack	Stumbles across convenient dead animal	Jumps into cold water	"Night vision"	Talks about "lost travelers"
How'd that camera get over there?!?	Gives blatantly incorrect advice	Uses firesteel, pot, or parachute supplies	Climbs obstacle instead of going around	Saw-cut wood, pre-dug holes, or modern rope
Claims dehydration without any symptoms	"Cures hypothermia" in silly/improbable manner	Brags about experience	Abandons a good environment or shelter	Gratuitously kills animal